Customer updates and news

An excerpt from a newsletter by a web hosting provider:

 

An alternative for the .com has finally arrived!

Now you can register the new global domain for COmpanies, COmmunities, and COmmerce. So for the first time in many years, .CO will provide a significant new opportunity to register a truly global, recognizable and credible web address.

No… Remember when you made a big deal about the .WS – World Site domain? And that never went anywhere.

 

Don’t be left out. .COM domains are now used everywhere. Due to its meaningful and universal appeal, .CO has a similar potential to grow quickly.

Probably not.

…offering this domain, so take advantage of this opportunity now!

Go away.

 

 

Act now to secure the best web address possible!

 

I don’t like your attitude.

 

An excerpt from Citibank customer updates and news (summer edition newsletter):

 

We’re taking a fresh look at everything
we do, to serve you better.
We’re excited to bring to you new banking tools that let you bank the way you want to! You’ll enjoy the convenience of…

 

Notice how they are not talking about doing away with nuisance fees. That’s not convenient.

 

Celebrate financial independence.
Smart planning today means financial independence tomorrow. Here are some new insights to help give you peace of mind and independence for the future.
» Planning for your financial independence

 

So, Citibank is going to tell me how to become financially independent? The bank itself isn’t financially independent – If I received a bailout like the bank did maybe I could celebrate.

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