Overheard in the office:
A male worker in his mid-twenties swivels his chair around and turns toward a female worker, early twenties, the newest employee and probably her first time working in an office.
Male: Would you go on a date with Tiger Woods?
Female: No.
Male: What if you hadnt heard about his past – then would you go out with him?
Female: No. He seems like a boring person.
Male: Boring?
Female: Yes, him, as a person, boring.
Manager: You realize you come in here at nine oclock in the morning and you leave at six at night, right? And hes the one whos boring? He has sex all over the world. He definitely knows how to have fun.